CollegeHumor loves classifying types of people, but they've never come up with a "types of" list for the Cute College Girls of the Day. After hours of research and reading countless CCGOTD entries, here are the 5 most frequently occuring types of girls. Note that a CCGOTD may be one or more of these classifications.
1. The girl who is just doing it for the t-shirt
This type of girl can usually be identified with short one-sentence-or-less, vague answers.
2. The vacuous cunt
Harsh, but the most accurate way to put it. Can be identified by her numerous party pics in clubs drinking despite the fact that she is 18, the 100 pictures she submitted, and her borderline retarded answers.
3. The I'm-fucked-when-my-looks-fade
Indentifiable by attending a community college or party school, usually accompanied by what most would consider an easy major. Often has modeling pics and an inflated ego to accompany it. Seems to feel the need to strike a pose in every single picture of herself.
4. The affirmative action pick
Easily identified by the fact that she's not white. CH staff realizes "oh shit, we're not appealing to our 5% non-white demographic if we dont allow in some some black girls, asian girls, or the occasional indian girl." Thus, the affirmative action pick.
5. The normal girl
This is the type of girl you might meet any given day who does not seem stuck up or bitchy. She does not have any professional modeling pictures, and seems down to earth from her question responses.