Everyday we have something to be thankful for. Today I am thankful for not having any cuts on the roof of my mouth.
We all know the feeling. Common culprits of this devious attack on our treasured mouth roof include: crunchy tacos, sharp cereals, chips, fried foods, sandwiches with toasted bread and mouth rapists. For the sake of dramatic effect I will say that there is “nothing worse” than having an intimate moment with a delectable snack or meal come to a screeching halt when said food item decides to “bite back”.
So let’s all take a moment and say “Today I am thankful for not having any cuts on the roof of my mouth”
Unless today you DO have cuts on the roof of your mouth in which case you must say “My life is a little bit worse today because I have cuts on the roof of my mouth, but tomorrow is a new day and I will approach it with grace”.
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