2. Fanny packs. Need I say more?

3. Sitting down on the toilet only to find that the seat is already warm. Because it was probably that huge biker dude you passed on your way into the bathroom. And god only knows what kind of terrible things he just did that toilet.

4. Anyone who's ever said the words "you feel me dawg?" I can tell you right now. I don't.

5. The socks and sandals combo. Combine that with number 2 and you can stay the f*** away from me forever. And if your feet look that bad that you have to break the one rule in "open-toed shoes" (which is that they're open-toed) then I think you should just stick with a nice pair of loafers.

6. People who talk on the phone with you while they're taking a dump. Because their butt hole is open and I don't need to be a part of that.

7. When your family dog tries to hump you. You grew up with this dog and it doesn't look like he wants to be just friends anymore. He wants to be man's BEST friend if you catch my drift.

8. Body glitter. No one's body needs to shimmer in the sunlight. Ever.

9. When WoW dorks talk about f***ing other WoW dorks. I don't personally play WoW but if did and I somehow got a girl to be in the same room with me naked, I would not tell her that she was the prettiest Nightstalker Mage in the whole guild. And I don't even want to know what kind of role-play they're into when it's not on the computer. I don't even wanna know about it when it's ON the computer. Stay away from me people.

10. When you go up to a water fountain and find either gum or someone's loogie. You go to a water fountain cause your thirsty but instead a thirst quenching experience you get a good close-up view of the someone's phlegm. You can't walk away because you're SOOO thirsty. But there's mucus about 2 inches from your face. But you're dying for a drink f water. But there looks like there's dried blood in this thing. You need the drink more than you need not to throw up. It's regrettable and unavoidable.