Zombie gets pulled over by Police Officer.
Police: Sir, don't you know you need to have your 4-ways on when driving that slow? License and registration, please.
[Zombie hands over papers. Police officer looks from license to zombie, and back again.]
Police: Are you sure this is you? This doesn't look like you.
Zombie: Yeah, yeah, it's me. I was younger then.
Police: [mumbling] Mhmmm
that's what they all say. [looks closer at license and Zombie] Wait a minute
it says it expired over 30 years ago!
Zombie: About that
I've been meaning to update it. I've been so busy, what with the kids and all, you know. [laughs feebly]
Police: And what happened to your arm?!

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