First thing in the morning is not brushing your teeth if not your hands.—You'll never now what happened last night…

I have this unusual habit of naming a characteristic purpose to each finger…
1. Pinky for scratching the ear.
2. Ring finger, nose scratching.
3. Middle finger, ass scratching .
4. Index and thumb finger you may need them to pick some fries that fell onto the floor.

But the middle and ring finger serve for another pupose, doesn't it guys…

Dr. Finger Stain, what a peculiar name isn't it. But contrary in what you may think, wer'e talking about a smell stain that sticks into your finger nail after an intense digit "sexion." (wink ;))

As all men know, we take pride on occasionally smelling Dr. Finger Stain on our way back home. But when you try to get rid of this seductive essence you find that he has evily planned to stay there with you. You wash your hands again and again, but he has his evil claws grabbing your finger nails. What at the begining was a trophy, Dr. Finger Stain has suddenly become an anoying impediment of using ur right (or left for lefties) hand because of fear that other people might smell him there.

But what is this…. after a couple of minutes, when you find yourself alone you become a friend of Dr. Finger Stain once again.

Thus my question for you… Is Dr. Finger Stain our friend or not? I would say it depends on the time, ain't it right?