It’s a well-known fact that guys like to name their junk. Balls, shaft, the whole package. Celebrities are no different. Through extensive personal research, I managed to compile this list of celebs and the nicknames that they have for their bits and pieces.
NOTE: In case it’s not clear, balls are listed first. Of course.
Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons:
Itchy, Scratchy, Bleeding Gums Murphy
Robert DeNiro, actor:
The Untouchables, Raging Bull
Link, hero of time:
The Triforce
David Stern, commissioner of the NBA:
World B. Free, Chocolate Thunder, Magic Johnson
Barry White, musician:
My First, My Last, My Everything
Tom Hanks, actor:
Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Green Mile
Lance Armstrong, cyclist:
Lefty, _________, Lance Jr.
Roman Polanski, director:
The Wiggles, Papa Smurf
Mohandas Gandhi, activist:
Rama, Ganesh, Shiva the Destroyer
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
