Latest and greatest... or not.

What’s the deal with this generations “improved and advanced” toy line.  We get it that being the latest will make more sales, but come on.. It’s not all about that.  Starting the day at 7:30 in the morning because daylight savings time so figure it was actually 8:30, flipping through the channels, landing on nickelodeon.  Not to go onto a little tangent here but something i always despised about nickelodeon was the amount of commercials, its basically like watching commercials with the shows shoved somewhere in there instead of a network of shows with some commercials.  So, There’s this one commercial for a new doll.  This is no ordinary doll, this doll is a near human replica, minimized. Blinking and crying, laughing and sleeping, you figure it does everything a “normal” doll does, just wait, theres more.  Supposedly little girls who like to sleep with their dolls or play with their dolls, now have the first ever sneezing doll.  This isnt just a noise either, this doll has a working neck that makes the sneezing motion so the child can now have the whole effect of a real life sneezing human, in doll-form!  So just remember if your into doll purchasing, switch through channels in the morning, land on nickelodeon and im sure you’ll be able to find a new poopin’ doll to excrete the finest in doll craps. PEACE.