Cutsman: Sir, me and the other robots have been talking.

Dr. Wily: You aren't developing feelings are you? I don't have time for any Pinocchio sh*t.

Cutsman: No, no! It's just…we think you're going about this "destroy Mega Man" thing the wrong way.

Dr. Wily: How so?

Cutsman: Well, seeing as Mega Man can absord powers, maybe you should make us all the same type so he can't exploit our weaknesses.

Dr. Wily: Each of you is a unique manifestation of my evil genius.

Cutsman: You don't see anything wrong with making a "Cutsman" and a guy with rock powers?

Dr. Wily: Nope.

Cutsman: Have you ever played "Rock, Paper, Scissors?" It's like that, except with Mega Man using rock powers to kill me.

Dr. Wily: Nonsense. Our troubles are over once I reveal my latest creation, Peanut Man!

Peanut Allergy Man: You can't be serious.

Dr. Wily: No good? OK. How about, "Open Socket Man?"

Guy Holding a Wet Knife Man: Bad. Very, very bad.

Cutsman: You're not even trying anymore.

Dr. Wily: Fine! My next robot will have giant scissors on his head, just like you.

Cutsman: See? Now you're starting to-

Dr. Wily: AND HIS SCISSORS WILL BE SO SHARP THAT THEY CAN CUT OTHER SCISSORS.