Pop Culture QuickNotes: November 6

Last chance to vote for this year’s Best Halloween Costume!  Luckily Heidi Klum didn’t enter or you’d all be losers. (Hollywood Tuna)

Let’s go!

Hollywood did Halloween right this year, and here is a collection of some of the best.

• Jennifer Love Hewitt went for the simple but respectable Playboy Bunny (Egotastic)
• Kim Kardashian followed her whatever-they-are roots and channeled Princess Jasmine (Egotastic)
• AnnaLynne McCord went as some variety of Batgirl/man/boy/thing (Hollywood Tuna)
• James Gandalfini put on a Homer Simpson mask for about five seconds but it counts (WWTDD)
• Ice T’s wife Coco put all other slutty costumes to shame with her Mermaid (IDLYITW)
• And Jessica Alba went as Dora the Explorer.  I’m not gonna say she copied off of me two years ago or anything, but HELLO. (WWTDD)

Halloween was also a time for famous females to emasculate their less famous partners.  Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon dress up as an angel, and if that wasn’t bad enough, Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend had to be the tooth fairy.  Because that’s something all men aspire to be. (Derekhail, Celebslam)

This week in an interview, Nicole Kidman listed ‘strange sexual fetish stuff’ as one of the ways she’s experienced love.  I mean, that’s definitely ex-boyfriend Lenny Kravitz, right?  You know Tom and Keith are both strictly missionary. (WWTDD)

Lindsay Lohan‘s father released a recording this week of Lindsay breaking down over the phone.  She says the recording is old and edited, but still.  Whose dad records their personal calls for future use?  Papa Government, that’s who. (WWTDD)

Britney Spears stepped out this week, and luckily for us remembered to bring her nipples with her.  Well, sort of. (Hollywood Tuna)

RuPaul also got in the Halloween spirit this year and dressed up like a man.  And now we know why he spends most of his time as a woman. (Celebslam)

Chris Martin was spotted this week making out with Kate Bosworth, wife Gwyneth Paltrow‘s good friend.  Luckily they look so alike that the old ‘I thought it was you’ line will totally work.  As it always does. (WWTDD)

Dakota Fanning was voted Homecoming Queen at her high school this week, where she’s also the Head Cheerleader.  You know, just enjoying a totally normal average high school experience. (WWTDD)

Rihanna finally spoke this week about the domestic abuse she suffered at the hands of ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.  She says she was ‘embarrassed’ to have fallen in love with him.  Which is saying something, considering her current haircut. (IDLYITW)

Mischa Barton instigated a bar fight this week, when she and another dude threw their drinks on each other.  Let’s just say Mischa gave the Bar a Ton of drama.  I’ll see myself out. (Celebslam)

And now, an AnnaLynne McCord nip slip of heroic proportions! (Egotastic)

Hugh Grant celebrated Halloween in true Hugh Grant style – by getting wasted and hitting on girls.  Unfortunately, even this busted chick wouldn’t to go home with him.  But wait, maybe that’s why he was drunk!  Chicken and the egg indeed. (Celebslam)

Jessica Simpson hit Twitter this week to insult the writing on Melrose Place, the show that fired her sister last week.  Her claim to recognize bad writing is interesting, considering her last two movies went straight to DVD.  So I guess the acting was the problem? (Celebslam)

Great news, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez love having sex.  Because A-Rod’s week wasn’t already sweet enough that Kate Hudson had to go brag about how good he is in bed.  Sorry Phillies outfielder Ben Francisco.  I’m sure your time is coming. (Celebslam)

Cleave of the week this week is really quite magical, and I don’t mean because it’s good, I mean literally it came out of nowhere and must be magic.  Paris Hilton, you crafty boob wizard. (Derekhail)

This week Fox assembled a list of all the famous people who have publicly stated their enjoyment of weed.  As if we needed to be reminded that Matthew McConaughey loves weed.  Look at him.  (WWTDD)

And last but not least, this week’s Still Got It.  This week’s honor goes to Mariah Carey, who looked a little…squishy while filming her latest music video this week.  But hey, that’s what post-production is for, right?  Congrats! (Celebslam)