- This is absolutely horrible. How does it feel to win zero dollars on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? The worst part is that she's surprised that sh'es wrong.
- I really, really, really hope Jerry Springer is staged. Because if I were this guy, I'd definitely kill myself. After killing all those other people that ruined his life. And everyone in the audience who chanted "Jerry! Jerry!"
- So people can love their pets too much. A Goldfish Walker? Why don't you just get a dog?
- If my neighborhood had a gym like this I might actually go. God damnit why don't I live in The Netherlands.
- So Kobayashi isn't that great. Here you can see why. It's because he can't out-eat a bear.
I can't tell whose tongue that is, and that's awesome.