If Movie Characters Were The Research Team Behind Time Travel

President Obama: As you all probably know the big international climate conference in Copenhagen starts December 7th.

The Research Team just stares blankly back at him.

President Obama: No? Well now you know I guess. Anyways, as President of The United States, I feel it is my obligation, to bring exciting and innovative ideas to the table, in order to eliminate global warming. That is why I thought of TIME TRAVEL! So we can stop the problem at its beginning. Now you are all experts on this field so let me hear your suggestions. Dr. Darko you can go first.

Dr. Darko: Well, it’s pretty simple actually. First you have to locate a time tunnel in the air. Then you will have to go and lie under it, and just wait until a big jet engine falls on you and kills you.

President Obama: And how will that stop global warming?

Dr. Darko: Don’t worry, you will understand it when you see it.

President Obama: How? How is anyone ever supposed to understand that? You are so wierd. No one is ever gonna get you. Despite that you are pretty cool and I still love you. Your idea on the other hand… sucks. Okay, Dr. DeTamble what is your solution?

Dr. DeTamble:All we have to do is wait for evolution to kick in and supply the human race with a gene that will enable us to travel through time.

President Obama: I don’t have time to wait for evolution. Dane Cook could get an audience to laugh before evolution kicks in. WHAT UP! high fives But I guess if it kicks in before december 8th its a pretty solid idea. Then we will just go back to every major crisis in the world and erase them from history.

Dr. DeTamble: Yeah, about that. We probably won’t be able to choose when we teleport or where we teleport to, but other than that it is all good.

President Obama: So to sum up: useless. Great. Dr. Brown have you got a decent solution?

Dr. Brown: I have. All I need to complete my plan is a DeLorean.

President Obama sighs with frustration.

President Obama: Moving on. Dr. Treborn please tell me you have something good.

Dr. Treborn: My plan is foolproof. Start writing a journal and after that start getting blackouts. After you have a blackout wait around 13 years or so and then read the journal entry you wrote that day. This will enable you to relive that moment again and go back and alter the past.

President Obama: In order to stop global warming wouldn’t I have had to live in the 18th century to alter what happened back then.

Dr. Treborn: Oh yeah. I didn’t think of that. Maybe you could use the DeLorean to go back to the 18th century and start living there?

President Obama: ENOUGH WITH THE DELOREAN! You are all idiots.

Dr. Connor comes storming through the door.

Dr. Connor: Major breakthrough Mr. President. If global warming will infact destroy Earth and eliminate the human race, wouldn’t a robot be sent back from the future to save humanity before we were eliminated?

President Obama: Hmm, yes. Yes it would. YES! Problem solved, I can’t wait to tell the other guys at the conference, that we have nothing to worry about.