"Amount of Weight You've Gained Since School Started" by CH Staff

Half-eaten chili dogs left under your mattress
High School friends saying "you've filled out."
High School friends saying "Holy Sh*t!"
High School friends impressed with "College You"
Self-Deprecating "Freshman 15" Jokes
Likelihood your nickname is "Slim"
Blood
Pizza sauce where there used to be blood

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