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My freshman year of college, a couple of my classes were on a campus an hour from where I lived. One of those classes required a term paper that was more than half of the grade. Naturally, on the day that it's due, I was running late; overslept, tripped over the cat, car trouble. You name it, it happened. So I was doing 90 on the highway to try to get to class on time so my... Read More »








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