Oak: Hello there! Welcome to the world of Poke'mon! My name is OAK! People call me the POKEMON PROF!
Ash: Okay thats cool. Any-
Oak: This world is inhabited by creatures called
Ash: Lemme guess
Pokemon?
Oak: POKEMON! First, what is your name?
Ash: Professor i've been your neighbor for 10 years, you know my name.
Oak:
Ash: It's Ash
Oak: Right! So your name is ASH!
This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby
. Erm, what is his name again?
Ash: Professor? Is something wrong?
Oak:
Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!
LATER THAT YEAR, PROFESSOR OAK WAS INSTITUTIONILIZED

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