Shania Twain Goes On A Blind Date

Shania Twain is sitting at the bar waiting. A guy approaches her.

Guy: Shania? Hey, I’m your blind date.

Shania Twain: Shania Twain. Nice to meet you…?

Guy: Oh right. My name is Brad, Brad Pitt. No relations with the actor though.

Shania Twain: unimpressed So?

Brad Pitt: What?

Shania Twain: So your Brad Pitt? Who cares? I’m NOT impressed.

Brad Pitt: Right. i>Silence Ahh I see they have our table ready now, let’s go and sit down.

They go to their table and sit down.

Brad Pitt: So Shania. What do you do?

Shania Twain:I’m a musician. As of now I have three albums out, all of them havebeen certified Diamond, so you could say I’m pretty popular. What aboutyou Brad, what do you do?

Brad Pitt: Wow that is really impressive. I’m only a rocket scientist, but that is not nearly as impressive as what you are doing.

Shania Twain:No it isn’t. I, for one, am NOT impressed by a rocket scientist. Beinga rocket scientist must seem like a waste of time when you compare itwith being a musician.

Brad Pitt: Uhm, for the sake of this date, I’m going to say yes.

Shania Twain: I mean, sure you’ve got brains but have you got the touch?

Brad Pitt: The touch?

Shania Twain: If you don’t know what the touch is we might as well end the date right now.

Brad Pitt: You know what, I think that is a good idea.   

Shania watches him go out to the wardrobe where he puts on a big winter coat.

Shania Twain: WAIT! Is that your coat?

Brad Pitt: Yes it is. Why do you ask?

Shania Twain: It looks like a kind of coat that could keep me warm in the middle of the night. I’m incredibly turned on by that.