Burger King to Release Controversial Fuc'King' Game

Due to the success of the X-Box 360 game titled Snea’King’, where the user plays a mentally challenged stalker who has an obsession with dressing up as a King and feeding the general public with flame broiled goodness, the company considered a sequel with a similar premise. However, outrage was expressed by the public when it was announced that in the game, instead of just feeding people, you sneak up behind small children and try to persuade them to come with you to a magical land where they will be treated like royalty in a giant castle and can have all the whopper juniors their little hearts desire. If they agree, you lead them back to a rusty old van where you proceed to tie them up with the left joystick, and threaten them with the right. If done correctly, you are rewarded by a graphic scene where you pull off the mask to reveal that you are actually John Wayne Gacy and rape your unwilling victim. Points are awarded based on how much the child cries, and a ‘permanent scar indicator’ in the upper right corner of the screen. When asked why he would allow such an obviously detestable game to be released, CEO John Chidsey had this to say, “I’m trying to get fired.”