First Day On Set: The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants

  Director: Welcome to the Travelling Pants shoot. The movie revolves around sisterhood, travelling, and pants

Blake Lively: Sounds good

Alexis Bledel: murururrmermrurmdooofsdhaa            

Director: It is nice to meet all of you. The itinerary for today will be…oh my god,what are you doing to
that lollipop?

Blake Lively: I love lollipops.

Director: Yeah you do. You love it so much You know what else you love…

America Ferrera: Gross. What are you like 90 years old?

Director: 34

All girls in unison: Eeeeeewwwwww

Director: Today we’re going to be filming Blake. Blake in the jeans. A few close ups of the back
pockets.

Blake: My butt?

Director: Yes.

America Ferrera: When are we filming me in the jeans?

Director: Ooooooh god. Never. No one needs to see that.

Blake Lively: Hold on. Why do we need to film any of us in them. I don’t see the significance of the pants to this story. 

Director: Pants are meaningless. Stupid, really. Let’s get naked.
 
Alexis Bledel: fshdhfehsjfjss. lsjfkjflsslfkjlsjfljslkjf.    

America Ferrera: The signifigance of the pants is that they represent the need to “fit in” at this particular life stage. A sisterhood always has pant centric problems, mainly, 1) fitting in them, and 2) finding a boy to get you out of them

Amber Tamblyn: Tell us that again. Really. It was interesting. This time try and sound less like a lesbian.

America Ferrera: We prefer to be called dykes. Also, the script calls for jeans that fit ALL of us
perfectly.

Director: But the script calls for “magic” jeans that fit all of you perfectly. So unless you can muster up some magic, the reality of the situation is we don’t have the technology nor the budget to find jeans that fit you

America Ferrera: Everyone appreciates different shapes and sizes.

Director: No one appreciates your muffin oven midriff. We can’t CGI love handles. Let’s just start filming. Pretty soon 12 year old girls aren’t going to give a shit about anything that isn’t a shirtless vampire…oh my god what are you doing to that donut?

America Ferrera: I have to coat food in saliva before I eat it.  My bite plate prevents me from chewing.

Amber Tamblyn: You are seriously unfortunate looking.

America Ferrera: That’s what they pay me for.

Everyone:Shit that’s sweet.