Captain Confirms: "Smoking Gets You Higher"

Captain Smokes returns from long hiatus and dispels urban myth that smoking gets you lower.

 

Many in the music industry thought The Captain would not return to music. His early grooves as

Captain Smokes & The Shotguns were legendary. Music artists from Paul McCartney to Mick

Jagger, Mariah Carey to Fallout Boy, The Village People to Vanilla Ice have cited The Captain as

a major influence. 60-65% of music artists even cite being under influence with Captain Smokes

at some point in their career.

But nobody really knew where Captain Smokes went. His disappearance was just as smoky as his

early recordings. Well, The Captain has returned. He has not disclosed where he has been during

his hiatus, however, he returns with music and eye candy to offer.

According to [url]www.captainsmokes.com[/url] , Captain Smokes explains to the public:

"I am back. Its been a long and strange trip but I got the original Shotguns lineup (Bud

Hempfield—Guitar, Herb Roller—Keyboard, Omar Hashish—Bass, Screenz—Drums) back together

and we clam baked the studio to create some new tune-age. Download our new hit "Smoking

Gets You Higher" for pleasure in your ears after you pleasured your lungs. I pleasure myself

every time I listen to it…but mostly pleasure myself after I watch the new video for it."

More breaking news to follow as the fog lifts.

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