It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
Maria Hernandez, UCLA
One of my roommates is pretty much an all-around douchebag. He eats my food, whines whenever I make any noise past 10PM, never cleans up his huge mess, leaves out dishes until mold grows on them, that kind of stuff. Eventually, I got fed up with it. In one of my classes, I had to create a web client (like Outlook) that, among other things, allows me to set the sender email. So I sent him an email from the university's administration telling him that his professor had turned him in for cheating on his exam and that he was under investigation for removal from the university. Needless to say, he is absolutely freaking out right now. He'll eventually figure out that the email was bogus, but sitting in the other room listening to him freak out is just fantastic.
Richard H, Clemson
Yeah you know when you brought in that kitten into the apartment knowing I'm allergic to cats. I tried to be nice and warn you that the cat needs to go. But because you were "too monetarily invested" in him. I decided to be nice and shave him. Hey, I pay rent to be there he doesn't. At least you got to keep the cat and I got to remain relatively allergy free. My bad. I didn't know you liked his fur.
M.A., School Not Given
Hey Ryan, remember last year at uni when we had to share a flat and you were dealing drugs to some skanky junkies in our complex, had them all over and they trashed my tv, PS3 and caused over

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