Oh Sheesh Y’all
Admittedly, I’m pretty biased here. But I do genuinely love the artwork on this one. It was done by my boy, Taco (AKA Will Schneider). Oh Sheesh Y’all is still one of my favorite Jake and Amir quotes, so this will probs be my favorite shirt until we make a For The Wolf one.
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One Ring to Rule Them All
I love that they let me make a Lord of the Rings shirt. It’s not a secret that I’m a massive LOTR fan. I’m also a huge fan of when you get an onion ring in your fries- so this shirt is a wonderful marriage between two of my favorite things. My next step is to get them to make a shirt with just a straight up picture of Aragorn. No puns on it or anything.
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World’s Greatest Your Mom’s New Boyfriend
I always think Mom’s new boyfriend jokes are funny, and this t-shirt is no exception. Originally, I wanted the shirt to be even more specific. I pitched: World’s Greatest Your Mom’s New Boyfriend, Craig. Still, even without my specificity, I think the shirt is pretty solid. I also love how simple the design is. Your mom’s new boyfriend WOULD wear something like that.
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