Borophyll

See Mom? I told you I was memorizing Billy Madison for a reason! And that reason was to create a t-shirt that looks like gibberish to anyone who hasn't seen Billy Madison as many times as I have. Are you one of those people? Or are you AWESOME.

Soccer

Sometimes the best jokes are the jokes that are barely jokes at all. This is one of those jokes. I wish I could claim this shirt as my own, but that honor belongs to my brother Will, who works at BustedTees. Hence me calling it 'barely a joke.' That'll teach him.

McKinley High Mathletes

The t-shirt that would have made you a Geek at McKinley High in 1980 now just makes you a Geek in 2009. And in both scenarios, you have a crush on James Franco. This shirt is new but already one of my favorites. Maybe if enough people buy it NBC will create a second season of Freaks and Geeks. That's how business works, right?