Normally there is not a lot to be found amusing regarding death, unless of course it involves Anna Nicole Smith. She died today in Florida at the tragic age of 39.
In other news, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, was seen pumping her 5 month-old fists in jubilation and scurrying to get her foster care papers in order.
“Does anyone have a stamp? I need to get these forms out right away,” Anna Nicole’s infant explained.
“Seriously guys, the post office closes in like an hour. But I can’t tell time so I guess I’m not totally sure.”
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