1. Gingers-13%
2. Those nerdy Asians that sit in the front of the class-11%
3. Guys who live with their mom-9%
4. Nerds who have been comic book fans at age six-3%
5. Guys who started balding at 16-7%
6. "Freshman 15" guys-4%
7. Girls-1%
8. Underage kids who can't buy porn-52%