Why I love Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyo
Stranger: i m santa what do you want?
You: im jewish :/
Stranger: do you want german wife?
Stranger: i will send you
You: did you know the LCBO is closed today?
You: thats a bitch.
Stranger: lcbo
Stranger: whats that
You: canadian alcohol stores
Stranger: do you want that?
You: yah
You: send it on over
Stranger: i will send you Adolf Hitler
You: cool
You: do that
You: he was a pussy
Stranger: fuck jew
You: i do want to fuck jews!
You: send those too
Stranger: nonono
You: ya!
You: c'mon i thoughr you were santa
Stranger: they will hate jew like you
You: what the fuck
Stranger: jew
Stranger: is
Stranger: one
Stranger: of
Stranger: the
Stranger: most
Stranger: dirty
Stranger: ra
Stranger: ce
You: dirty?
Stranger: RACE
You: i just showered!
You: did i miss aq spot or something?
Stranger: FUCKING RACE
You: we do fuck a lot!
You: i know
You: our girls are hot
Stranger: no
You: its why we fuck so much
Stranger: JEW
Stranger: IS
Stranger: DIRTY
You: hey did you know that the more oppressed you are the bigger cock you have?
Stranger: do you like islael?
Stranger: do you like islael?
You: thats why jews and blacks are the biggest
Stranger: do you like islael?
Stranger: do you like islael?
Stranger: do you like islael?
Stranger: do you like islael?
Stranger: do you like islael?
You: what the fuck is islael?
Stranger: fuck hittler
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