Katie: Who was it?
Katie's Mom: That kid from down the street, but he said it wasn't from him, it was from "his friend". He was very specific about the quotation marks by the way.
Ryan: I don't get it, man. I've been hitting on her real hard, but she doesn't seem to respond.
Mike: Have you tried punching her really hard on the arm?
Ryan: Yes, like I just said. I've been hitting on her real hard. Pay attention.
Mike: That's wierd. That is like the best way I know to tell a girl you like her.
Ryan: I know, right? I even tried to pinch her, and still there was nothing.
Mike: You pinched her? Wow, you must really like this girl, huh? There is one other thing you could try though. I saw my brother do it and they dated for a month after it. You should try tripping her feet in the hall infront of a large crowd.
Ryan: Genius. I'll go do that now. I'll talk to you later.
Ryan: Sure. Let's just get some beers and some vodka and some shots first, then I'll go.
Some-beers-and-some-vodka-and-some-shots time later.
Ryan: Hey Katie!!! Your boobs look tired, want me to hold them?
Katie smacks Ryan across the face.
Ryan: Alright! SCORE! hahaha tear
Ryan: Katie wait! Before you go home to that Barry guy, I have something I need to tell you. I love you. I've loved you since the first time I set eyes on you when we were kids. And I will always love you.
Katie: Who are you?
Ryan: It's me, Ryan!
Katie: Ryan? Ryan from high school? Oh my god, I haven't seen you in like 4 years.
Ryan: It's 5 years actually.
Katie: Not exactly helping yourself there Ryan. You thought that you could walk up to me after 4 years and say you love me and then I'd be yours forever? hahaha
Katie walks away laughing.
Patricia: You already paid me. You don't need to win me over with pick-up lines.