Cinderella: So Tiana, you are from "The Princess and The Frog". How are you adjusting as the newest member to join The Disney Princess Society?
Tiana: It's amazing. All of the princesses here are so nice. I just can't seem to get a hold of Snow White. I get the feeling that she is ignoring me.
Pocahontas: Ha, well that doesn't surprise me.
Tiana: What do you mean?
Mulan: Let's just say Snow White is a little bit stuck in the "old way" of thinking.
Cinderella: Now now Mulan, we are all fair and true princesses here. Snow White is one of the original princesses, and things were different back then.
Tiana: Are you telling me that Snow White is racist?
Mulan: Well here she comes now, why don't you find out for yourself.
Snow White: Hello ladies. I see that you are all talking to the new girl.
Tiana: My name is Tiana, it's such an honor to meet you Snow White.
Snow White: I'm sure it is Tiniqua. Hey Pocahontas, do you have any cigarettes I could bum off of you? Or did you already "smoke em peace pipe" without me?
Pocahontas: Sorry, I'm all out. Jasmine usually has some but she's not here tonight.
Snow White: Doesn't surprise me, it's hard to keep tabs on her, you know, after 9/11 and all.
Mulan: I have one cigarette left if you want it Snow White.
Snow White: No that's ok. I know how you get when you haven't had your nicotine fix. Don't want you to
get all Godzilla on us.
Mulan: Godzilla is Japanese.
Snow White: And?
Mulan: I'm Chinese!
Cinderella: Ok that's enough! This is the Disney Princess Society. Little girls everywhere look up to us. We have to send them a message, that it's not what we look like on the outside, but that we are all beautiful princesses, on the inside.
Snow White: I guess you're right.
Cinderella: Besides, it's not like Tiana's fat or anything.
(All of the Princesses Gasp)
Tiana: Ew, Gross.