Winston: Have you done this before?
Julia: Of course. Hundreds of times-well, scores of times, anyway.
Winston: With Party members?
Julia: Yes, always with Party members.
Winston: under his breath So hot
Julia: Did you say something?
Winston: Listen. The more men you've had, the more I love you. Do you understand that?
Julia: Yes, perfectly.
Winston: under his breath Oh my god
Julia: Winston, are you OK?
Winston: I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere! I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones!
Julia: Well then, I ought to suit you, dear. I'm corrupt to the bones.
Winston starts to breath harder and his body starts to tremble.
Winston: You like doing this? I don't mean simply me; I mean the thing in itself?
Julia: I adore it.
Winston: AAAAAARRGGHFFFFFFFFFF!
Winston sighs of relief and there's a moment of silence.
Julia: did you just-
Winston: What? Haha, no, no.
Julia: Come on! I know my clothes are off, but really?!
Winston: I don't know what you're talking about.
Julia: There's a huge wet stain on your crotch! Look, um, I have to go
Winston: What? We just got here! Why do you have to go?!
Julia: Umm, Big Brother is watching? Bye!

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