Winston Has a Secret Fetish (1984)

Winston: Have you done this before?

Julia: Of course. Hundreds of times-well, scores of times, anyway.

Winston: With Party members?

Julia: Yes, always with Party members.

Winston: under his breath So hot…

Julia: Did you say something?

Winston: Listen. The more men you’ve had, the more I love you. Do you understand that?

Julia: Yes, perfectly.

Winston: under his breath Oh my god…

Julia: Winston, are you OK?

Winston: I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don’t want any virtue to exist anywhere! I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones!

Julia: Well then, I ought to suit you, dear. I’m corrupt to the bones.

Winston starts to breath harder and his body starts to tremble.

Winston: You like doing this? I don’t mean simply me; I mean the thing in itself?

Julia: I adore it.

Winston: AAAAAARRGGHFFFFFFFFFF!

Winston sighs of relief and there’s a moment of silence.

Julia: …did you just-

Winston: What? Haha, no, no.

Julia: Come on! I know my clothes are off, but really?!

Winston: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Julia: There’s a huge wet stain on your crotch! Look, um, I have to go…

Winston: What? We just got here! Why do you have to go?!

Julia: Umm, Big Brother is watching? Bye!