Everybody Loves Shitty Jokes, Right? Right?!

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What do you call a Jewish leader who makes out with boys and girls?
- A Rabbisexual!

What kind of circus are you at if the clowns start shooting?
- A Flee Circus!

What do you call a shitty disease that doesn’t do anything?
- Can’tcer!

Where do follicles go to party?
- A hairball!

What do you call a stinging insect that’s come back to life?
- A Zombee!

What did the philosopherr of lceaning fluid say?
- I think, therefore I am…Monia!

What did the pillow get when he went to prison?
- He got one foamcall!

What does a monster drink beer out of?
- A frankenstein!

Why did the cop beat up the African American?
- Because black people are inferior!

Where do turtles keep their books?
- On shellves!

How does a car alarm keep in touch with friends and family?
- by EEE! EEE! EEE! EEEmail!

What do racist mussels belong to?
- The Ku Klux Klam!

What does a drunk use to seal a box?
- Scotch tape!