So I bought my dad an mp3 player five years ago for father's day. After correcting him only a thousand times, he still calls it his ipod. If that weren't enough everytime he wants to change the music on it (which happens only twice a year) he asks me to because he doesn't know how.

Deciding that it was time for a change, I bought him a new mp3 player for christmas because it held more music for him. Instead of thanking me when he opened it, he looked at me and said "Oh cool. Can i put youtube videos on here?"

As if that weren't bad enough, it's been over a month since Christmas and although the packaging is open, he never loaded anything on to it or charged it. He says hes waiting for me to.

FML