BIG NEWS!
This morning I was watching myself do sit-ups in the mirror (shirtless, obviously) and realized that there are a few more things I thought of that I'm better at than you are! Want to know what they are? Well then stop being a bitch and check this noise out, son!
1) Incorporating movie quotes into everyday conversation
Real life conversation between you and your co-worker:
Co-worker: Hey, what's up Rory? You got a busy day?
You: Oh, hey Peter. What's happening?
Co-worker: Um,
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