"Times You've Been to the Gym This Semester" by CH Staff

Old people genitalia spotted
Steroid use
Concern that your balls are shrinking
Weights lifted
Number of successful encounters with girls you've met at the gym
Number of successful hypothetical encounters with girls you've visualized at the gym
Horrible, crippling bench-press accidents
Embarrassing boners

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