It's the Friday before Valentine's Day, which means you only have three days (and one business day!) left before your girlfriend decides whether or not to dump you. Luckily, I'm here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
Simply The Chef: If you’re cooking, get your ingredients today. Meat will stay fresh refrigerated for a couple days, and that way you’ll be ready to go on Sunday. Also, if you use some sort of food delivery option, this’ll give you two days of delivery options. So you can work around your busy pre-Valentine’s day schedule of not doing anything.

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