So you drag yourself away from your console, and are with a couple of your buddies at the bar, club, party, dance, baseball game, gym, or anywhere you have a chance to see a fine young lady you want to get with. Of course before you go over (which you most likely won't), you have to build yourself up by joking about what you would do to her for your friends. Now what if you're all into a particular video game? This is how I think it would go:
Doom
Street Fighter
Call of Duty MW2
Mario
Halo
Madden
NBA Jam
Starfox
Sonic
Pokemon
Mortal Kombat
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