Ipod's (aka: The only text book you'll need)

I figured with this blog post I would tackle the topic of textbooks at college. You see you really only need one, but it’ll cost ya about 200 or so dollars. It’s called an Ipod Touch or an Iphone. Now I know some of you are thinking, “Hey an Ipod can’t teach me about theoretical mathematics!” And to you say, “shut up nerd, this is where I talk!”

Now then, before I was rudely interrupted by a person I made up, an Ipod can really get you through all the tough scholastic times. Like say you have a class, you can bring this baby, set it down on your desk and air hockey. Perfect way to get through any boring lecture. Then say you need to be studying, instead you can get beat by a ten year old in Connect 4. The possibilities are endless! I know Steve Jobs can do all the marketing and invent a product with a very disadvantageous name(Ipad?).

“Hey Tim! I’m a frat boy/future AA member, does Apple have anything for me?” Of course they do, guy who looks like Pauly D from the cast of Jersey shore! See Apple doesn’t want your beer pong skills to grow rusty while you cheat on test, so they have tons of free beer pong apps just for you.

There you have it. Clearly Apple has thought of everything for school.