I want to see that!

OK, this article is going to be devoted to episodes of television shows that I think need to be made ASAP. Not really sure what that acronym means but something to do with speed.  

Dirty Jobs: Prostitute- This is one of the worlds oldest and dirtiest (if you’re doing it right) professions in the world.  I mean I’m pretty sure the stripper pole was invented prior to agriculture and large metropolises.  Now this one episode would have to be shown on HBO, because they can show whatever they want.  

Modern Marvels: Slacker/Stoner- Seriously this is a Modern Marvel.  Think about it, they do next to nothing and still keep their grades up to go to college. Amazing!  I mean it wouldn’t work in the Sahara, they would get mauled to death by a lion, but in the cities and suburbs they thrive!

Man vs. Wild: Dorm- Let’s be honest, dorms can be frightening places. They pack a bunch of kids into one building with booze readily available. I’m not sure Bear could survive and make it out.  He’d have to deal with floods (yes I’ve dealt with a flooded dorm room), jocks, emo kids, and that stinky dude who loves the Grateful Dead. Scary stuff.

Real Housewives of the Australian Outback- These would be the most bitchin’ women of all time! Plus they wouldn’t be whining about how they look, they’d be too busy disemboweling a gazelle. Perfect prime time TV right there.

That’s it for this installment of “I want to see that!”. I’m determined to get one of these made.