Recently there was a random contact who added me on MSN. Not knowing who it was, but thinking it was a friend of a friend I added the contact. The person was silent for the longest time, occasionaly giving me nudges, but not a single word. Finaly today I decided to find out who the hell it was. Turns out it was an automated system trying to get me to go to a webcam porn website asking for a credit card as "age identification". Heres what I saved from the convo.
(Was milking it for ALL it was worth)
****WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT****
Commander- Number 9 says:
Hey, who is this??
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Hey how are you?
Commander- Number 9 says:
Im fine how are you?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
My name is mary, im 20, and I live in Canada
Commander- Number 9 says:
awesome
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Your a guy right?
Commander- Number 9 says:
uuuh sure?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
You dont sound so sure
Commander- Number 9 says:
lol totaly a guy
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Hey do you have a webcam?
Commander- Number 9 says:
did have one, but it r broke
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
I have one. You wanna see me?
Commander- Number 9 says:
sure?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
I bet you wanna see me dont you?
Commander- Number 9 says:
sure why not
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
all this talking has made me horny
Commander- Number 9 says:
Awesome
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
How big is ur cock?
Commander- Number 9 says:
Too big for you
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Here go to this place (Website for porn), it has me recorded doing one of my best sessions
Commander- Number 9 says:
right
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
I really want you
Commander- Number 9 says:
Omg lol im actualy a girl btw
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Omg that awesome!
Commander- Number 9 says:
omg i want you inside of me
im so horny for a girl
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Commander- Number 9 says:
Omg I am so horny you have no idea
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
Commander- Number 9 says:
wish you were here so I could have "fun" with you
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
k you in yet babe??
Commander- Number 9 says:
LOL you fail so hard
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
what are you talking about?
Commander- Number 9 says:
This convo is retarted and SOOOOOOO going on te interwebs
you are such a dumb person
but funny none the less
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
damn
Commander- Number 9 says:
sooo how long have you been doing this?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
long time
started about a year ago
Commander- Number 9 says:
you ever get tired?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
a little. But the money is good
Commander- Number 9 says:
soo ur totaly a guy right?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
unfortunatly
Commander- Number 9 says:
lol
soooo what do we do now?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
ummmm not sure
Commander- Number 9 says:
maybe you should get a REAL job
one that doesnt require you to act like a chick?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Im not sure
I actualy kinda enjoy this
Commander- Number 9 says:
yea
but you know this is totaly going on the internet right?
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
Yea, wouldnt be suprised
Commander- Number 9 says:
soo yea nice knowing you
OdeliaMautner2798 says:
hey if you ever do consider just cybering on msn im always available
just throwing that out there
Commander- Number 9 says:
no

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