TOM: Hey Frank, if you could be any transformer who would you be?
FRANK: I don’t know, Transformers are gay Tom.
TOM: Why do you say that?
FRANK: For one, all the transformers you hear in the movie are all dudes, so they all must be gay if they don’t have any transbitches to hit on.
TOM: Wouldn’t a transbitch be a bitch with a dick?
FRANK: Good point…..that could be why they don’t have transbitches now.
TOM: Well Frank, if I could be a transformer, I would be Bonertron.
FRANK: What is a Bonertron?
TOM: Megan Fox’s vibrator….duh.