Zebra: They're announcing the birth of the new lion prince, Simba!
Gazelle: What?! And you're gonna go there?
Zebra: Uh, duhhhh. He's gonna be our king one day. I need to show my respects.
Gazelle: Or else what?
Zebra: Or else they'll eat me.
Gazelle: And what'll happen if you do show your respects?
Zebra: They'll eat me.
Gazelle: Exactly. All these lions do is eat us, and we're supposed to gather right in front of them and thank them for tearing us apart and eating our flesh?
Zebra: To be fair, it's worth it. They're great leaders.
Gazelle: What do they do for us beyond eating us?
Zebra: Well, they control the local gazelle and zebra populations. Also nevermind, that's it.
Gazelle: It's insane! And we go along with it every time a new prince is born. Even the fucking ants!
Worker Ant: QUEEN DEMANDS SO. MUST OBEY.
Gazelle: I mean, look at the invitation we all got. "Your King, Musafa the Mighty (Gazelle-Eater), Requests Your Attendance at the Coronation of His Son, Prince Simba the Magnificent (At Eating Gazelle)."
Zebra: But they're definitely not planning on eating us this time. Look below: "A feast of unimaginable meat variety will follow." They're giving us a feast!
Gazelle: DO YOU EAT MEAT, STRIPE-BOY?! We ARE the feast. We're going to gather around completely defenseless and they're going to eat the shit out of us.
Zebra: that sounds about right. That's what happened last time.
Gazelle: What do you think would happen if you invited some delicious grass to attend a party of yours? Do you think the grass would show up?
Zebra: That’s a bad example. Zebras don't have parties. We're too busy being eaten by lions.
Gazelle: Well don't you want to do something about it?!
Zebra: What are we supposed to do? Besides get eaten, that is.
Gazelle: Honestly, I think this place would be a lot better if we got rid of Mustafa and Simba. Someone should totally stampede them down a peg
Gazelle's Ghost: So Mufasa was preventing global warming. Did not expect that.


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