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The Graphic Truth / The Skinnier Your Jeans

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Sperm count
Familiarity with your girlfriends' closet
Owl City concerts attended
Owl City concerts enjoyed
Okay, that's gotta just be bodypaint
Chance you are MC Hammer
Pants legs mistaken for graph lines

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