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Fast & the cheap
My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
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