Neil Padover

When Collegehumor Gets Elitist

Excerpts from an Actual Conversation Between Commenters on a Collegehumor Update. I won’t tell you which one. Let’s just say it rhymes with “This Kilm is Hot Yet Mated.”

 Commenter 1: Way to represent community colleges everywhere.
edit: oops. Community colleges still suck though.

Commenter 2: I like community college. I get to live at home for free, I get to sleep in MY bed after a party, and my scholarship money covers tuition and books because community college is cheap. Eat shit, kumahi!

3rd Party Who Just Felt Like Steppin’ In: its still community college I’m sure the guy from Howard is going to get the job over you, and that’s what matters right?

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