Your eyes meet across a crowded room the atmosphere is charged with desire you approach, cool and composed and knock 'em dead with a line like
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
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