10 of the World's Worst Pickup Lines

Your eyes meet across a crowded room… the atmosphere is charged with desire… you approach, cool and composed… and knock 'em dead with a line like…


1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?


3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'…


4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock…


5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"


7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples…


8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you…


9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you…


10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?