"The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame" by Streeter Seidell

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A) University of Illinois, Chicago, IL
Submitted by Curtis

Professor: Semester grades will be posted online sometime tomorrow afternoon.
Prom Queen: So like…11-ish?

B) Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, LA
Submitted by Kyle

In anatomy class…

Professor:I am double jointed in my elbows so I can lock my hands, step over them, and pull them up to behind my head but I can't get them over my head because I am not double jointed in my shoulders.
Mr. 4.0: So how do you get them back up front?
Professor: sigh

C) Lakeland Community College, Kirtland, OH
Submitted by Clark

Intro to Logic class discussing philosophers

Professor: "Now, who can tell me who John Locke is."
Turbo-Nerd: "The bald guy on Lost!"
Silence

D) University of Rhode Island, Kingston, RI
Submitted by Jodee

While in basic math class second week of classes.

Professor: (Writing fractions on the board) Now fractions are used all the time and can be very useful.

The Brilliance: What are the lines in between the numbers?

Professor: Stares

E) Penn State Lehigh Campus, Fooglesville, PA
Submitted by Jess

In Astronomy class…

Professor: We're in college now, kids. What's another word for tilt? It starts with an I?
Back-Row Bill: Axis?
Class: Laughter

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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.

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