Theodore Roosevelt – Energy Sword (Halo)
Lyndon B. Johnson – Blue Shell (Mariokart)
George W. Bush – Grenade Launcher (Quake)
Rutherford B. Hayes – Golden Gun (Goldeneye)
Richard Nixon – Data Uplink (Perfect Dark)
Harry Truman – Precision Air Strike (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)









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Eight Types of Laughter
Instagram Filters for Facebook
Bathroom Catastrophe
12 Different Types of Hangovers
Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition
Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2012
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?