Kanye West
Weapon: AK-47 (with FMJ)
Secondary: .44 Magnum
Perk 1: One Man Army Pro
Perk 2: Lightweight
Perk 3: Commando Pro
Megan Fox
Weapon: Mini-Uzi (with Rapid Fire and Heartbeat Sensor)
Secondary: Striker
Perk 1: Bling
Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
Perk 3: Scrambler Pro
Ben Roethlisberger
Weapon: MG4 (with Grip)
Secondary: SPAS-12
Perk 1: Slight of Hand Pro
Perk 2: Danger Close Pro
Perk 3: Scrambler
Britney Spears
Weapon: Riot Shield
Secondary: M9
Perk 1: Slight of Hand
Perk 2: Danger Close
Perk 3: Last Stand pro
Tiger Woods
Weapon: M16 (with Silencer)
Secondary: Thumper
Perk 1: Scavenger pro
Perk 2: Cold Blooded
Perk 3: Ninja pro (If this were COD4 "Dead Silence," would seem like the obvious pick).


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