It's believed that every full moon the members gather around a bonfire, down at the the blue ghost tunnel. There they pass around his hat, the hat is filled with animal blood from their early sacrifice. They drink from the hat, they believe every sip brings them closer to him. They throw stolen boxer shorts into the raging fire, as the flames shoot up into darkness, they then start to chant, "True love, True love, True love. They dance while they chant throwing their hands to the air, raising him from the deapths of hell.
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