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1) Tell them Animal Collective is way overrated.

2) Tell them that American Apparel and Urban Outfitters are both big corporations.

3) Tell them that they are not poor.

4) Tell them their glasses are non-perscription.

5) Tell them face paint does not make them worldly.

6) Tell them Pitchfork is really opinionated.

7) Tell them French New-Wave Cinema is boring.

8) Tell them you like Jay Leno more than Conan O'Brien anyway.

9) Tell them "Chill-Wave" is not a legitimate genre of music.

10) Call them a hipster.