Let’s go to a party
Catch some booty
And get busy
In the jacuzzi
It’s so bubbly
Like some fatty
Being farty
After too much zucchini
You remind me
Of Nikki
When she gets slutty
In front of the TV
You’re so naughty
I’m so horny
You can go crazy
On my salami
Had too much coffee
But no time to pee
I’m with a hotty
Getting dirty
Okidokey
I’m being dreamy
On my PC
Hope to get lucky.
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