Streeter, Patrick and Amir are watching some really disgusting porn on the internet, laughing out loud naughtily. Jake walks in….

 

Jake: Hey I can't believe you guys can even watch such nasty stuff! You're disgusting!

Patrick: Hey chill bro! Don't tell me you've never watched porn before. What, are you a baby?

 

(Everyone else, making fun): Ooh, look…the baby's mama's blocked porn at home. Ooh…

 

Jake: Shut up! I do watch porn…which is beautiful, with colour, flavour and elegance. Something that really arouses me, like erotica. Something that makes me masturbate…

Amir: Whoa whoa whoa! No big words…what's "Master-Bait"?

(Everyone else): Yeah…what is that?? yeah…. (curious but confused chatter).

Jake: Whoa! You guys' have got to be kidding me…you're adults…

Streeter: Just tell us what it is, smartass!

Jake: This is unbelievable….I can't…

Pat: Ooh, look, the baby knows big words, but can't explain them..HA HA HA HA

(Everybody laughs)

Jake: Err…"Masturbate"? The thing guys do when they're aroused?? Like pulling their dicks until the white stuff comes out….

 

(Everyone): OOH GROSS…SHUT UP!! OHHH…IS THAT WHAT YOU DO IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER???????

 

—The end—