Cop #1: (On radio) We are cornering in on the perp right now.
Cop #2: Were gonna get this son of a bitch.
Cop #1: Oh God dammit.
Cop #2: What, what is it?
Cop #1: We lost him
Cop #2: What do you mean we lost him, he's right there?
Cop #1: Nope, he's completely off my radar. He was outside the cop circle for more than 5 seconds, theres nothing we can do.
Cop #2: What are you talking about, he's coming back, look, a middle aged white Russian immigrant with dark hair and dark eyes, we got this guy!
Cop #1: Officer, are you profiling all Russian immigrants as criminals?
Cop #2: But he was-
Cop #1: -I am shocked and appalled at you racism constable, I thought you of all people were above that.
Cop #2: Look! Now he's carjacking someone. It's the same guy!
Cop #1: I see it too. (Into radio) One star emergency.
Cop #2: One star?! He had six stars the last time, remember?
Cop #1: Nah, this guy's completely different, see? Last time he had an RPG, now he has an assault rifle.
Cop #2: Officer, this is the guy who killed 18 of our friends, we witnessed him destroy 5 cruisers, 2 helicopters and a patriot. You said if you caught him you would personally hang him with piano wire.
Cop #1: I'm gonna proceed on foot, see if this guy will give it up, cover me.
(Cop 1 moves towards Niko Bellic)
Cop #1: Alright, put your hand where I can see em'.
(Niko shoots Cop 1)
Cop #2: Ugh (Radio) Two star emergency.

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